Greetings, fellow Miscrians! I've just returned from an amazing journey to the Emerald Isle!
What is the Emerald Isle, you ask? Well, it's only the hottest new travel destination for Miscrian adventurers, looking to take a break from the monotony of familiar scenery. Complete with flowing rivers, relaxing waterfalls, majestic giant crystals, and the mysterious remains of a lost civilization...this little piece of paradise, far across the Miscrian seas, is a must see!
...What's that puzzled look on your face? Oh!...You must be wondering how in the world I got to this fantastic new locale. Well, that's easy...I studied really hard, ate all of my vegetables, says 'please' and 'thank you', and wished upon a shooting star! ...But if that's too much trouble for you...I heard that the Travel Agencies in Sunfall Kingdom and Volcano Island will soon be offering tickets to this previously unexplored land!