Father's Day is this Sunday! ...And what better time to release a brand new, holiday Miscrit! Meet PAPA! He's stern, he's tough, and he don't take lip from nobody!
You're familiar with the phrase "walk softly, but carry a big stick", right? Well, Papa's stick is actually a lightning bolt...but he embodies this concept quite well. He may not move quickly, but he hits hard! And you'd better believe that he can take take some blows too. This exclusive Miscrit can be quite useful as an attacker or a tank. ...But you really do need to watch out for that 'stick'.
...And here's the best part. For ONE DAY ONLY, Papa is on SALE for 75% OFF!!! After 12:00pm (PDT) tomorrow, he will be going up to his full price. So don't wait!!
A sale like this on an exclusive Miscrit has never been done before, and might never happen again! So take advantage of this incredible opportunity while you can!